Oh sweetie. I’m just so sorry. I have nothing else to even offer.

Wait, seriously?

This is mesmerizing. Thanks.

If I was listening to that in my car right now, I would be giving the greatest concert in history (in my head)!

That is the greatest song ever. Thank you for reminding me of it. Off to play it on repeat all day.

The Great British Baking Show. It’s perfect.

Nope. Nope nope nope. NOPE.

I read this and then I read your screen name, and now I can’t stop laughing.

Off to buy all of them. Sorry how you won’t have any more now.

I prayed for Carol to take me out of my misery during that, yes.

Yep. Don’t care if it’s wrong.

Who?

Nashville. It makes all photos, and racial views, look like the 70s.

That cannot be true. I do not want to live in a world where that is true.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

eThis prompted me to go to his Twitter profile and see that he follows some “no sex” account AND porn stars. So, balance, I guess?

Peaches and Cream was the greatest, but Day-to-Night Barbie was also a fave of mine. I really thought, as a child, that my work life would lend itself to needing LOTS of reversible, office-wear-to-night-on-the-town outfits. Instead, I go from cardigans at work to sweatpants at home. Nice trick, Barbie.

Goddamn, I love this.

The greatest of all time.

My grandfather was a Greek immigrant and yes, was treated 100% like a Middle-Easterner growing up. He’s not even that dark or “swarthy.” We all have blue/green eyes, FFS. I guess being Mediterranean puts you close enough to the action to count? I mean, if you are racist, that is.