Wait wait wait. Are you implying that mashed potatoes are a food solely for babies?? Because as a second generation Irish American, that is what I grew up on and what I still cook for my non-baby family members several times a week!

I fucking love it, and the sad part is that it shows the people who penned it should have been on any reasonable administration’s arts council.

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

Watching the greatest film ever made. Doesn’t hurt it accurately reflects the insane old people of Westcountry village life.

Yeah, this. A lot of women in “real life” are not like self-proclaimed feminists on Jezebel. Many women don’t like and don’t want their husbands or boyfriends to keep female friends. I’ve seen it happen a few times. It’s the truth. It’s funny to me how some people here are so upset about the writer telling it like it…

My new bio!

I do not understand the love for this song. My Bieber summer banger of choice was “I’m The One.”

I want to see “they look like they could be a trump sibling” happen as a common insult now....

He may be amazing as an actor, but he does look as though he could be Tiffany Trump’s bro. Not a look I’d be going after.

Snapchat filters freak me out. This is how I know I’m old.

That’s my main complaint! I’ve never even thought of trying ANY of these services, because.... they’re always for couples or families. If they’re into providing services to single people, they might do better.

The whole first part of your comment is why a lot of us AVOID eating takeout.

I think being pissed off about an incorrectly and erroneously applied tax is both fair and inherently American.

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

Is this really such an awful thing if it means we get more Leah Remini? I mean, yeah, someone is getting fired but... c’mon, Leah Remini.

I know I’m in the minority, but I’m fully on the Macaulay Culkin is hot train. Had a crush on him since he was Karen’s(?) lawyer on Will and Grace...

I made the mistake of signing up for The Skimm once. I think I received it maybe three times before cancelling. I was trying to get a news digest or something, but most days I just don’t have the mental bandwith to read self-important blurbs about rosé and Spanx.

Well, but a cab driver is also a stranger, and no one knows that you’re in that particular car. At least with Lyft & Airbnb etc there’s a digital record of exactly where you are and who you’re with.