That song was the SHIT!!!!.... “ Ghetto Superstar” was her best banger tho

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Premme is a very weird name - sound a like some kind of menstrual medication or aid.

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

She is supposed to act like a mother. Fuck her.

PSA: Please upvote so this gets to the top!

And considering most of us probably don’t bury the needle on the supermodel scale, we really should cheer on a fellow goon who makes good.

I weirdly feel my disdain for Ed Sheeran slipping away. That castle on a hill song is a pleasant earworm and his feelings seem hurt over all the ginger hate. It’s not like he murdered a puppy or Taylor Swift. I think I like him.

Congratulations to Mindy!

“Helping to make behind closed ovens a thing”

The whole point is that these women paid for their dresses and now can’t get them, nor are they hearing anything from the company to which they gave $1k+. Thatz not okay! Regardless of how you feel about the Wedding Industrial Complex, as someone so eloquently put it upthread, having your money stolen from you and a…

holy smugness.

I think we’re just sick of these Teen Week posts. No disrespect to author at all. We just want some “regular” Jezebel posts. This post happened to hit right when we were all burnt out on TeenWeek — could have been anyone.

it’s not that she ended up with a guy she liked as a kid... it’s that she quite literally obsessed over him for years and even thinks on some level this is some “revenge” to girls that laughed at her or something. That’s pretty creepy. Lifetime movie creepy. Your story is much different, and much more normal.

Up until the point where it worked out, this sounded eerily similar to all those friendzone stories that we all say are so sad and pathetic.

There is absolutely no other reason for thirst selfies.

I think Ariel Winter is a beautiful woman and I love that she wears whatever she feels good in. But sometimes I swear she posts these pictures just to get the reactions she does.

I already know how to act at fancy restaurants thank you very much.

No love for Dr. Hunt?! When Mer and McDreamy were being too annoying, at least I had Yang and Hunt and their air vent. He may not be the best feminist ally — trying to remember the different abortion storylines — but he really did try to make things work with Cristina and supported her career. And that ginger beard of…