Dear lord, this is just mesmerizing.

Oh man, I love your response so very much. I always enjoy working this Wikipedia entry in, for both this sexual topic and for why parent need to go change their kids diapers somewhere appropriate (i.e. not on a table in a restaurant): http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-ora…

I was thinking it was a female student too, until I saw that the entire blackmail/hush money amount was set to hit $3.5MM. Then I KNEW it had to have been a male student.

Ahaha, apparently I’m in some weird Disney villain mode today, because “seapunk” just made me think of Ursula. Also, I heart your Kinja name.

My views on Faith have similarly evolved. Not that I root for her per se, but I realize she had a rough start and wish she could find a good therapist.

See, everyone else is raving about the hair, but all I see is young Cruella de Ville. Though I get the Kardashian thing too.

I have the same shoes as Amy Schumer. I’m unexpectedly excited by this.

The priest is the only TV/movie in the video I can't place. Happen to know the reference?

I’d be the jerk to leave this link and then unsubscribe from further responses. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-ora…

NO MORE DUGGARS!!!

This is not the sickest burn, but it’s pretty good for me... Last weekend, I volunteered at a black tie gala at the Four Seasons for an organization that provides therapy to kids with disabilities. I used to work at the org, and just love the place. I now work at a different organization that provides long-term…

Honestly, thank you for that comment. I’m reading these comments about how people are sooo different. Meanwhile I’m also still single, am still a workaholic overly defined by achievement, and still wear the devastatingly cool thrift store tshirts I bought in HS. Granted they’re my pajamas now, but still.... Plus,…

Close, but no. http://www.portlandsports.com/winterhawks/wi…

YES!!! I have used Tarte mascara for several years now. I forgot my makeup bag at home one day, and I stopped for the essentials on the cheap at a drugstore. After two hours of wearing LashBlast (which I wore for years before switching to more natural brands), I wanted to claw my eyes out. Tarte is pretty much my…

YES!!! I have used Tarte mascara for several years now. I forgot my makeup bag at home one day, and I stopped for…

You win Midweek Madness comments for all time.

Calvin Harris > Diplo.

But hey, aren't you on the IL side now? As far as I'm concerned, this makes us look a helluva lot better.

You and I have scarily similar taste in guilty pleasure music! Throw some Jackson 5 in there and that's my top played in iTunes.

FATIMA is AMAZING, and the only person I have let cut my hair for more than 10 years now. I'm both thrilled for her and now devastated that she moved to France with her husband.

Ahaha, you're exactly right! Mine is quite willful.