A. I love this movie so hard. I love anything that just totally obliterates all faith in personal relationships.

Oh, the "lol" conversation happened with my mom too. My sister and I actively trade hilarious texts from my mother. The best was the few weeks where she was really trying to get Siri to text for her via voice command.

It took years for my mother not to sign every text "xoxo, Your Mom." Now that she is more text-speak adept, I kinda miss it. 😕

I think the "kid fake smile" becomes "adult stressed smile" as we age. I apparently make that face a lot when I'm annoyed/angry/overwhelmed but trying to force it down.

Well, of course, all of that too! If you're a doody head who really loves his job or is an ace at restoring old cars or something, I think you can be an entitled dick without having to build a whole website to broadcast about it and making it your mission in life.

I tend to think it's rejection coupled with underachievment in all other endeavors. If you're not exactly a winner with the other sex but have absolutely nothing else to enjoy about yourself, then you probably have nothing to do EXCEPT create up with ridiculously hateful, exclusionary venues for yourself and your…

an AHH how am I still grey! I admit to mostly contributing on Tweet Beat and Dirt Bag, but that's because I reserve my brain power for my day job raising $ for a non-profit, and I don't tend to weave thoughtful responses together for more in-depth topics. I HAVE THEM, I SWEAR! But I reserve my brain…

KATE FLANNERY! I am drunk as all sin (and IRISH-AMERICAN) and even I know you didn't screw that shit into the stand right. Rocket science it is not! I still love you though; us Irish drunks gotta stick together. (You may not be drunk though. And I have not wrapped most of my gifts beyond the fancy boxes +…

You deserve all of the stars for your perfect pun.

As do I! However, I was at a housewares show where Pantone had a booth and they made all the orchid stuff look pretty cool. But it's still not a color I would ever pick for myself, either in clothes/makeup or home goods.

I know there is a Butter shade that is really good. I'd link to it but the Butter website is not at all mobile friendly (and it's really sad I know that offhand). This is a wee bit more brown, but the sparkle is really nice: http://www.gingerandliz.com/YOU-TALKING-TO… Then there are a few Formula X colors that fit the…

But, Burt... I'm really digging the Marsala! It looks so nice on practically everyone. And it's the most perfect nail polish shade ever.

Your point precisely! I took a lot of cabs around when I was her age, with the full knowledge of my parents, so I could get to music lessons and the like while my parents were at work. And my biggest issue was that they always charged me the adult rate, not the 13 & under rate. But I had no ID to prove what age I was…

Ikea is currently selling 1lb containers of glitter in Xmas colors for $3 each. I feel like you should know this if you do not already.

By the headline alone, if my eyebrows flew up any higher and faster, they would have hit the wall behind me.

I made my mom come with me when I went to see his show, so don't feel bad. :)

Super cute! I tried to get my sister to name her dog Lucy, but she was hesitant because her close friend also had a Lucy dog. My pitch that she could be Lucille II and therefore the best Arrested Development reference ever didn't fly.

The best dog names are old-fashioned people names. We have had a Penny, a Stella, and a Millie (short for Mildred) in our family. I'd have fun researching men's names in the various decades of the late 19th and early 20th centuries should I get a boy dog next.

Jennifer Lopez's wax figure does, however, strongly resemble Annabeth Gish.

I always feel that way when I run into high school classmates and their children (almost always at Target). I always hope I don't look as old as they do. And that probably makes me a terrible person, but I'm comfortable with my choices. ☺️