She always has the most lovely old lady costume jewelry. Though it's probably not costume... Either way.

I got the horrible feeling she's sizing up the person taking her mugshot and contemplating the best way to take him or her down. Because I'm mildly terrified by that look.

And FFS people - I'm not advocating hunting them down. I enjoy looking up these people, mostly because when people pull crap like this, they have no inkling of how easy it is to figure out who they are and what their lives are like. It took 2 public sources and less than 5 minutes.

Naw, I think they would enjoy some complimentary subscriptions to Weight Watchers and perhaps Vegetarian Times magazines though.

Also, his listed last name seems to be an abbreviation. His full name is Andy Papadopoulos, and he seems to reside in Oak Lawn in addition to working there. According to the Oak Lawn Patch article on the opening of the restaurant, Andy's father's business parter is one Tymm Diamond of Chicago Ridge. His Internet…

He's is definitely signing it Andy. Their FB page lists the chef as Andy Papas.

Oops, it looks like that's already far upthread, I'm slow!

I hate to be this person - this is in Oak LAWN, not Oak PARK. It's a big difference when it comes to Chicago suburban douchebag factor.

I worked at a performing arts center box office with a phone number that was one digit off from the local courthouse. What made this hilarious was that both a courthouse and a box office deal in tickets of different varieties. So, so many confusing conversations were had. And the inevitable lightbulb moment when we…

Shane Oman is also a 100% real person! I took a class he taught in college (theater in Chicago, which I'm guessing is how he knew Tina Fey), and I spent half the semester trying to figure out why his name was so damn familiar.

THANK you! I was all WTF E! - he doesn't even merit a mention?

Why is everyone clamoring to wear white? Maybe it's because I'm practically paper-colored myself, but I don't get it. It's so damn impractical: it's a very unforgiving color and I feel like I need a human couch cover on the rare occasions I wear it because I'm bound to get it dirty in 3.2 seconds. Whine when it…

I've never seen the Golden Girls episode, but I LOVED me some Foxfire back in high school!

I'd be honored to screen those fine films with Mrs. Phyllis Nefler!

I thought it said Tarantino was hosting a JENNY Lewis film tribute, obviously because Troop Beverly Hills and The Wizard are paragons of 80's cinema and deserving of all the adoration ever. But Jerry Lewis? Boo.

But at least the Southside bros are actually born and bred Chicagoans. They may or may not also be my own personal kryptonite.

Yes, Starlee Kine getting Phil Collins to help her write that song was oh so endearing! And he seemed like such a lovely, down-to-earth guy too.

Yep, and also about how their family dog is a poodle! Dan Savage is in both of the ones I mentioned actually. I'm not a a huge fan of his, but his story in Return to the Scene of the Crime about his mother passing away from pulmonary fibrosis really gets me.

So was anyone else the ONLY person having an NPR geek freak-out when Ira showed up onscreen in the V. Mars movie? It was two of my very favorite things mushed together, and I had a sincere moment of bliss before becoming very embarrassed.

What I Learned From Television! That is one of my favorites, but my all-time best is Return to the Scene of the Crime. I may or may not have the posters from both of those live shows hanging up in my bedroom presently...