Whenever a Joshua Malina tweet is included here, it never fails to make me giggle. He is a damn witty dude!

I was mostly ambivalent about glitter until I went to a Ke$ha concert and the sidewalks leading in were literally sparkling from glitter remnants of her fans. I've been hooked ever since.

Lindy, I'm jealous you got to chat with Gina Carano. She is so bad ass!

Oh, James Deen... I forget the password to databases I administer all the damn time. And the message that pops up... tells you to contact your administrator if you can't remember your password. So I need to contact myself. I feel your pain.

I am both generally clinically depressed and have seasonal affective disorder, and I 100% buy that today is Blue Monday. I'm trapped inside my house due to the nearly 2 feet of snow on the ground and the fact that is like -15 out, and it feels like there is a shiv in my chest because of the cold. Meanwhile,…

I'm very glad that Ke$ha is getting the help that she needs. Seeing the other comments of how she was targeted for her looks in the past is upsetting. I'm also kind of selfishly excited that she's at Timberline Knolls down the street from my house. It's a gorgeous place, incidentally; it used to be a full-on…

Ditto. I just adore her, and genuinely hope she can find the help she needs and deserves.

Long-lost relative of Cameron Diaz?

Not at all. I had the same exact feeling about them. :) I didn't have the best family situation growing up, and actually found myself wishing I had various TV and movie parents all the time. I had a big dad crush on John Goodman on Roseanne.

I, too, thought the situation kind of poetic considering the movie in question.

Oh hey, Kinja was being ridiciculous and it looks like I'm incapable of publishing a coherent thought!

Anyhow, I never stop thinking about this little girl, Heaven Sutton: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-07-06/new…

Very, very well said.

Yes, indeed!

Hmm, I did not know this. I will have to do some further exploration now.

Your communion wafer sandwich line is priceless. I'm going to have to share that one with my sister who works at a retirement home exclusively for nuns.

The weird religiously tones on Pinterest never fail to creep me out. It led me into this whole underworld of religous healthy lifestyle blogs a few weeks ago. So strange.

That sounds phenomenal.

Not at all, leftover pizza is always an excellent breakfast choice!

Now I really want some Giordano's deep dish with spinach even though it's not even 9am here in good old Chicago. It's all your fault Kimye.

I refuse to accept that Theo James is not a secret sibling of James Franco.