This is COTD worthy, and it's a damn shame they don't run it on the weekends.

Yours wins! Plus points for inventiveness.

Please tell me you somehow enjoyed some revenge on your frenemies. That's just terrible.

I had a lot of surgeries on my hips and legs as a kid, and nearly all of my traumas are related to it some how. Let's see - My uncle came to visit me in the hospital when I was 4 or 5. Coping with the tremendous amount of post-anesthesia nausea, I puked purple popsicle (the only thing I could eat at that point) all…

My initial interpretation - I thought people were drawing faces on pillowcases and then wearing them around like masks.

Haha, it has. Those characters have had enough drama to fill five lifetimes.

Christina miscarried Burke's kid though. Way early.

If memory serves correctly, the character who had the abortion had also planned on aborting an earlier pregnancy that ended up miscarrying.

Ok. I drank a liter of Mountain Dew every day in high school. That was my breakfast and lunch. I also had an ulcer by the time I was 17. But it was fun while it lasted.

I'm a look on the cloudy side of the street kind of person, but rape insurance has to be the most frightening pragmatic thing I've ever heard of.

My friends bought a house that had an extra shower in the basement. No bathroom, just a shower. After some inquiry, they found out that the guy who owned the house was a taxidermist and that was where he did the messier parts of his work. I won't lie, it was a little off-putting. But now it makes a fun photobooth…

I have mega-respect for people who work in your industry, because what you do is important and should be more appreciated.

I have dark, curly hair and never wear high heels despite being very short. My nails break when they get more than a millimeter past my finger tips. I can't leave the house with my chest even vaguely exposed to air. Thanks, Rules harpies, for making me feel even more inadequate than I already did.

Absolutely! I took a venue management class in college where we were taught how to read and negotiate riders, and even when you would pass the "brown M&M" test, it's still amazingly easy to screw up something that's actually important and the artist will pull out. These day's it's actually more of a prompt to open…

I could not agree more. I know someone who actually killed herself after her boyfriend instructed her to do so in an argument via text. Not only is this incredibly heartbreaking, but he has also been the subject of a police investigation to see if he may have actually harmed her. We all pretty much know it was a…

Agreed! And his Movember stache was just too awful.

Hmm. Lots of dirt bags in this evening's Dirt Bag.

Wasn't the OC on Fox? And that was why they made all sorts of OC references on the third season of Arrested Development?

Wednesday Addams + Joel Glicker = True <3 forever!

I thought it was just photo sharing amongst artsy people like flickr was back in the day and for people who like taking pictures of their food. I didn't know it was now standard practice to put every mobile photo through a prettifying filter.