Joe Mande - YES! I mix up those skeezy dirtbags constantly.

God, yes. I've started mentally narrating while I scroll, "Lie... bullshit... total lie... you're kidding no one..." I just want someone to post, "I'm not so sure about this dude anymore."

I gasped a little when I opened this. So, so cool.

I just experienced a moment akin to someone telling me my own mother was in the hospital. Get well soon, Hillary; this world still needs you.

That Danny Trejo bit is pretty awesome, thanks for sharing.

Agreed x5. If I didn't enjoy her cooking so much, I wouldn't bother, but the little narcissist has a way with food.

Gotcha, I understand. I admire that, I'm far too lazy to do things old school.

Honestly, I usually microwave it. I pierce it about 8-10 times and microwave for about 10 minutes, depending on size. Then let it cool for a bit before taking it out and slicing open. In the oven, you bake it for around an hour at 375. Some people slice it open before cooking, but I know I'd just maim myself, so I…

I think your one woot instead of a woot woot is most appropriate.

That's some simple brilliance right there. Yum!

Ooh, that sounds lovely. I happen to be a Goose Island devotee too! Thanks for the idea.

Ooh, and this one! I'm really looking forward to the other comments on this one!

Most definitely this one (from Undressed Skeleton) http://undressedskeleton.tumblr.com/post/34321650398

Guys like this are are all good fun when they're entertaining you on TV. I dated a guy whose antics like this were never-ending though, and it was not fun AT ALL.

That's a lot of falling with no mention of serious injury. Props to you!

That's the best one-liner I've ever heard. But in all seriousness, that had to have been awful for you, and you were clearly the bigger person in the situation. I hope this year is much improved for you.

I enjoy your commitment to your screen name, and got a giggle out of this, so thank you.

My friend once drunkenly called it a "Mister-ess." I like yours too.