Wow, that's some powerful stuff. It's tricky, you know? If you want to hurt someone back... If so, how much... It's funny, I can never muster that kind of rage when someone wrongs me. When it comes to my family, suddenly I'm the Hulk. Your way sounds more strategic.

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No kidding. I really wish my gym were open today, I need to expel some rage in a healthy way. And the reshuffling of Christmas plans so my sister and I can be with my mom has caused lots of ruffled feathers for others. Talk about the ripple effect.

I think that's 100% appropriate.

And by the by - I made the holiday-ruining culprit cry with my mother's full blessing because my mother, who is both a very kind soul and my best friend, is incapable of summoning the kind of wrath that is required to put such horrible people in their place.

I most certainly did.

When your mistress is stupid enough to leave a message on the family answering machine, it sure is. Merry fucking Christmas to you too.

Yep. I totally busted my father yesterday, for this exact same "Merry Christmas to the mistress" stupidity. And then I unleashed a fury like no other on the dumb broad and made her cry. Merry fucking Christmas indeed.

The number of dismayed one-word responses in this thread is pretty amusing. This woman's absurdity clearly doesn't even merit more than an "ugh" from the Jezzies, and I love it!

I actually think that's one of the most apt descriptions of depression I've ever heard. Like the others who responded in the thread, I think depression can lend itself to a very stark and clear vision of your life and the world, and that's why it's so terrifyingly awful.

It's definitely one of those things that gets worse when you're older. Chicken pox are like that too. As are tonsillectomies, incidentally.

I fantasize about taking baths in lotion all the time in winter. And a Biofreeze bath when I' hurtin, but I've been told that isn't advisable.

Is the lighting weird in this pic or does she have lipstick on her teeth? Because besides that, she looks marvelous.

Indeed, there is much muchness there.

Adam Lambert looks like he could be a villain in a movie along the lines of 101 Dalmatians. Very reminiscent of Cruella, just a different color palette.

My parents always just called her "Baba Wawa" when I was a kid, so for the longest time, I actually thought that was her name. But she can take her slanty mouth shit and sit in the corner and under-enunciate to no one.

Ok, this is the first one of these Fuck You Week pieces that has genuinely bothered me. Dicking around on your iPhone while holding up the general flow of people - sure, that's pretty awful. BUT SOME OF US CAN'T WALK FAST! You would never know to look at me that my hip is slowly migrating from its hip socket,…

I am so seriously jealous of the Knowles family. So much damn talent.

Real boobs too? Awesome.

I'm almost ashamed to admit how much I always liked Bridget Marquart. She seemed like she had more going on underneath all the fluffy, glittery layer.