I get that way when anyone tells to me relax. It's my right to be overly tense!

Agreed! Now I must acquire HBO by Feb 16th.

But are they Irish?

I still don't know if I can forgive Kelly and Dylan for what they did to Brenda.

I enjoy that Bey keeps it closer to the vest than most; it makes her old school and classy IMO. And I have no doubt that she will orchestrate the film to the umpteenth degree, but being a control freak is why she excels.

I had that same exact reaction. I need to quit screwing around on Jezebel and get to work!

I've noticed over the past couple days that when I'm super upset or anxious, I start watching or reading the same things repeatedly. For HOURS. I'm holed up in my house in pain thanks to a slowly degenerating hip joint, and I've watched the latest Sherlock Holmes movie upwards of 10 times in since last night. I…

Oh, have I been there. All of your pants or just one pair? All, just grab them and run. One pair, just sacrifice them.

I do this to people. It's usually because I'm having some serious anxiety issues or just can't deal with people, even when I worry about the consequences of ignoring my friends. I guess I'm just pointing out it may not come from a mean place. But hey, if he's a dick, he's a dick, and some ties are made to be broken.

Gooott it. Then there's still hope, I suppose.

Hmm. This book could have been interesting if written from a position of "Hey, I was young and stupid and did something super inappropriate." But from the excerpts here, it doesn't seem like that perspective is the one she took. Why rehash the thing 20 years later if you haven't learned anything?

God I hope not. I don't want to have to hear her bleating goat voice for another 30 odd years.

I will attest to the gift of gas cards when unemployed. While it was my mom who really helped me through my bought of unemployment, the gas cards my father gave me were invaluable. The Costco cards were particularly great - you don't have to be a member to use a gift card at their gas stations, and they are usually…

She's boring AND contrived. It's the worst.

No kidding.

Hey Quest Love,

See... ok - the last guy I slept with was downright offended I didn't want to eat Taco Bell after we finished the deed around 3 or 4am. After much persuading, I told him I'd gave a Sprite. And he still brought back multiple tacos, thinking I'd change my mind. It was pretty damn awkward.

La-la-love it!

Something so awesome that they fight over who gets it when they inevitably divorce. The smug ones always do.

I think Jezzies will find this one particularly awesome: Bright Endeavors is a project by New Moms, a Chicago nonprofit providing "services designed to counteract the negative effects of a lifetime spent in poverty—helping adolescent parents and their children to develop economic independence and family stability." …