I think plenty of people get that BABIES and all of their various requirements are pricey, but fail to understand that it goes far beyond that - like the price of the obscene amount of food that a 12-year-old consumes, and public school fees in excess of $200.00. Sports equipment, instruments... it's the little…

I think that if babies came with price tags on them, women would have less mixed feelings. "Your $100,000+ investment — Mazel Tov!" Because of all of the investments that go along with a child - time, emotions, etc - I think that's the one people most underestimate.

Agreed, it needs a NSFW tag! Especially because I clicked on it thinking it had something to do with this totally SFW kind of Lemon Party:

I understand, no worries. :)

There's all sorts of formatting strangeness in this evening's Dirt Bag.

As far as I know, it's still here: http://jezebel.com/trollpatrol/forum

I'm on your team on this one! I'm more into the pure boxing, but now I definitely want to watch one or two of her fights.

What an awesome kid! I work with a lot of people with CP, and let me tell you - what they lack in muscle, they totally make up for with huge personality.

Why thank you!

I think they should invoice Daniel Tosh in these cases.

I get terribly weepy watching them as well. They seem so genuine, like they want to be able to cut through the often terrifying bullshit that being a teenage girl entails and reinforce good things.

YAY for the Marlen Esparza shoutout!!!! That is all.

I'm really starting to like Lindy's Dirt Bags. The Stacy Keibler bit really made it for me.

I'm convinced Nick Frost is getting cuter with age. That is all.

Want to hear the funny thing? This dude is marrying my most wonderful friend next year, and I'm standing up in their wedding. I can't exactly abandon ship, but I most certainly plan to stand up for myself better next time. It just came as such an unexpected slap in the face.

That's very excellent advise, thank you.

Yes, verbatim. He's from the South and tends to use old-fashioned expressions a lot.

Thank you, that gives me some hope. :)

It's funny - by myself, I'm totally secure with where I am at. Most people in my family don't get married until their mid-30s, and I'm just still enjoying my life as a single person who can make their own decisions without having to consider anyone else. I recently quit my sucky job because, hey, it's just me and no…

Hmm. A male friend told me this weekend that now that I am 28, I'm no spring chicken and should really lower my standards. I started crying uncontrollably and left the party. So this doesn't exacerbate my horrible state of mind at all.