Jenny McCarthy is dating my boyfriend. Between this and the vaccination business, she and I have some serious issues.

Oh, but I kind of want Idol-whatsherface to date the skeevy director. It has so much dramatic potential.

Alanis,

I can't help but think if I had been a healthier, more mobile kid that my father would have done something like this. Instead I spent much of my childhood in casts and braces from the waist down, but he did do the next best thing: I didn't have a wheelchair or fancy stroller like other kids with mobility issues. No,…

Yes, precisely! I've come to dread Sundays on Jez now.

My thoughts precisely and exactly. I always pictured him as my Irish ex-boyfriend with dark red hair who would get so tan his hair and skin were the same shade.

This is unbearably awkward.

HOW ON EARTH does someone eat a cup of hummus and only hummus? It's not pudding, for Pete's sake.

I have! Somehow at my weird art school, we had this law professor who had worked with Ruth Bader Ginsburg on a number of cases - I think she was mostly retired and wanted something to do in her spare time. In any case, we had a "Women's Issues and Supreme Court Law" course with this professor and this was among our…

Indeed, it was the first bill he signed after coming to office. [www.youtube.com]

I cried and CRIED when I watched clips of President Obama signing the Lily Ledbetter law. It was just the most redeeming moment for that woman and a beautiful moment for a new presidency.

I don't ever want to read about Justin Bieber's penis. EVER.

Yes, thank you. He's acknowledged this in interviews, and it bothers me that Jez has neglected to include his actual commentary on the song.

They do, and I've scored a few formal dresses there. Their salespeople drive me a little bonkers sometimes, but that's Nordstrom for you.

Ha, thanks!

Size 18/20 here. And I feel ya, Lindy.

I'm having so much fun imagining how they went about casting the cowboys.

Oh Rihanna. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.

Eyebrows are there for a reason, people. And while I'm sure that reason has something to do with evolution and protecting the eyes, we all know it's to frame your face and make you look like a human being instead of an alien.

I wanted to be wild about this, but I wasn't. I felt like it could have been titled "Intense People Who Are Intense."