Perez's teeth are downright frightening.

Right there with you. Dirtbag really helped me kick my Perez addiction.

So... I'm just going to admit that before I clicked onto the article and could see the picture, I totally expected this piece to be about stripping.

Hear-hear! I'm all about practicality over sentimentality!

When I saw the picture Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick alongside the "wife of 23 years" bit, I got so sad because I leapt to the conclusion they had split. I so love them together.

You know... We can't have math and science, but we can't have literature and writing either. Boo to all that jazz.

The pun in the title made me face palm myself so hard it hurt.

I'd go with cyanide. For myself, I mean, not a Black Widow thing.

Precisely. I think the weird chemicals, dyes, etc. are ten times worse than a handful of fly legs.

Indeed, I'm not sure why this is so shocking. Plus I remember learning about the FDA rules about bug parts per million in grade school.

I'm just thoroughly pleased that Jez has an Asshats tag. Carry on.

Ok, that's what I thought. It makes the entire storyline ring a lot truer, I think.

Sheer brilliance. And Dinklage really had some follow-through on it too.

Ha, Nevaeh. And the airplane is a perfect example of how parents navigate those situations.

Am I wrongly recalling that Betty had a weight problem as a child that her mother bullied into submission?

I want to start a Joffrey bitch-slap count. Because everyone just loves to slap that kid, and rightly so.

Someone downthread mentioned how if they did something like that in public as a kid, they were promptly taken home. My parents did the same with me, in addition to making me apologize to whoever I offended with my behavior. Kids are kids, and sometimes they are going to have meltdowns, and I think most people can…

Number 1 reason I don't want children: the prospect of dealing with parents like these.

Was your ex a cousin on Colette's mom's side or her dad's side?

Ha, too funny!