In the Target ad, if they're really trying to be stereotypical - that Breyers belongs in the woman's cart. Duh.

Hey Fiddy - it reflects an enormous amount of work invested in learning about the world. It also reflects the ability to properly spell "their."

@AfroJezeBella: Yeah, what's that about? Does she mean an Italian? Or is she referring to a specific person?

Sigh. I'll never look as gorgeous as her. I'd settle to manage to do my hair like that.

Ari Graynor never looks the same each time I see her. I think I have a good mental picture of what she looks like, and then I see another picture of her where she looks completely different. Oddest thing.

@ManicPixieNightmare: Exactly. A 15-20 minute re-write of that lovely little piece might have made it relevant and useful instead of an insult.

These are not necessarily bad tips. In fact, I could stand to learn a few of them to my advantage. But they are phrased in such a negative, patronizing tone that it becomes somewhat offensive. There's nothing wrong with saying :

yeah, well, I'm a better cook than Angelina... So... There.

Thank you for making me retch, Heidi.

Did anyone else have a Whitney doll, circa 1987? She was Barbie's friend for a brief period in the 80s, then I remember her being sort of phased out.

No love for Spencer's creepy flesh-colored beard? Sad face.

@vamvaki_poulaki: I'm 4'11", so while I could use the height, I'd rather have intact limbs. I'm unabashed about my love of granny shoes, actually! Naturalizer makes some decent shoes with low heel heights.

Is it just me, or is everything does everything this season have a 4" heel or nothing at all? No modest 1-2" heels for the clumsy who still need some height assistance.

@keldo: Agreed, I can't dig the yellow.

@eruantaliel: ah, so it's much more than just cards and envelopes. Got it.

@gherkinfiend: haha, I understand completely. I'm more of an office supply geek myself, so I love a good long foray to Office Max.