@DexterHaven: I just thought her tone was, well, British. But not rude.

Whoa, are three-story stationery stores the norm in the UK? That just seems massive to me!

Anything that cost $2 mil that's smaller than 10,000 square feet is a bit of a waste, no?

@bluebears: You're probably right, I was doing the math wrong!

I love Christina Hendricks' dress, but it needs different hair. An updo, perhaps? It's too structural for such soft hair.

@bluebears: If she's like 4' 10" as has been reported, then he's maybe 5'8", 5'9".

I covet both her shoes and her ability to remain upright in them.

I find myself wishing I owned a competing nail salon in the same neighborhood as Ms. Tran's, so I could offer a limited-time promotion to her former 200lb+ patrons. Maybe a $5 discount or something. Because she just offered her competition a lot of clients on a silver platter.

Anything by Margaret Atwood

I think those veterans are onto something, public shame is terribly underated as a deterrence method. Like that judge in FL that sentences shoplifters to carry around a sign reading "I stole" while standing in front of the retailer from which they stole. Embarrasment, both cheap and effective.

@ChainayaLozhka: Agreed, she needs a book series based on her.

@SorciaMacnasty: Triceratops, really? I must have missed that one.

Forget human babies. I want a baby otter.

Is anyone else tempted to find this masterpiece on CL for themselves and proceed to email this twat waffle every single Jezebel comment?

@StrawberryDawn: With regards to men retreating from risk and responsibility - 2 words : "Man Cave"

@AfroJezeBella: I would pay $38 for a t-shirt at Torrid if it wasn't so damn scratchy. The texture of almost everything there feels funny to me, and it's pricey for what you're getting.

@SWGM: It seems like, um... a rather difficult thing to achieve. I mean, those tights don't look conducive to... that.

@SkaHimself: I have to wonder what they'll do with Dov, as this is the most likely scenario. Keep him on as crazy figurehead?

@BrookeD: I know, I feel guilty and dirty about it. Blech.

Why is Kayne's Twitter feed making me develop a crush on him? I feel so weird and conflicted about this. In my head, I don't hear an overly egotistical rapper being ridiculous, I hear a confessional geek being wry. WHY?!