Just sit down and watch douch bags tell each other “you are a jerk”. Priceless. 

If it hits an onion head-on, no damage. On the other hand, the onion ... finely diced.

It’s to scare the peasants and their children so they move out of the way. And hopefully they go hiding as nobody wants to see them. 

Actually, he’ll be paying attention to everything, in his car and around him, and he knows the limitations of his vehicle, what’s happening at any given time and what can go wrong.  If only the other drivers in their shiny new toys, who can’t even set up Bluetooth, did the same. 

So, basically, Super Villain Intern? Paid Internship? Have to go on Dunkin’ Donuts runs, or Super Villains will only have Starbucks lattes? So many questions.

People diss about truck prices, but they’re usually a good deal compared to SUVs, if you need/can have a truck. My luxo-truck with all options checked was 53k. Trucks are truly getting expensive but you as you go up in trim level it’s not hard to find them with 10k knocked off MSRP. 

10/10 Miss Mercedes is now googling “caterpilar track smart fortwo”. 

Nerd! Now get out of here with your book-smart facts! And take your reading glasses with you!

Advertising horsepower, psst. *rolls eyes*. So vulgar!

That’s the Wind?  Pass. 

Star for mentioning the Youabian Puma as the ugliest car. 

Bentley? Ornament? This should have been an automatic Fancy Kristen article!

Hey!  At least it’s not orange!

Yeah! And they called it T-Rex. 

Glad for killing a boxer 6? Blasphemy!

The obligatory period correct BMW K1 motorcycle in the picture. Sweet!

Need more stars. 

No, it’s a Cheeeevy!

Who voted CP for a reliable, clean and quirky $2k car?

No, they are not. Only because some stupid people do some something stupid with a 2-stroke it doesn’t mean they’re bad.