And the bike is now in jail for resisting an officer. Not to mention the drug charges for having a high concentration of 2-stroke oil in its fuel.

Because he acted as an a**hole?

Because you can always say it was never registered and that’s why you don’t have a bill of sale for it, wink-wink. Their record don’t show in the DMV anyway. 

Hey, I’ll bet he doesn’t know a thing about a clutch, never drove a “manuel”. 

Amen. Even if it is oftentimes driven by bros, it’s not a bro-dozer. To begin with, it has a well sorted out suspension.

Can confirm. The F150 OEM shocks are pogo stick bad. Bilsteins on the rear are by far the best value upgrade. $200, easy to install and a world of difference. 

ICE-ing?

So. Much. Want. 

Sooo classy!  On par with a golden bidet. 

1. Tax.

The candlelights! They’re blinding me!

Check the calendar, folks!

The vast majority of them are not spanish descendants. 

Safari the Legacy is the right choice. I never saw the fancy bits in my truck as preventing me of going to the dirt, they only help in getting there. 

My. Eyes. Are. Burning!  Move it away!

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My biggest fear? An electric Ferrari.

Owned a R500, a AWD V8 minivan built like a tank. Awesome space, confortable, unstoppable in blizzards with Blizzaks during my time in Chicago but, after 10 years, it was really getting expensive to own. Looking at you, air suspension!

And the grille reminds me of this:

Are you sure that’s not a Mustang test mule?