One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

The Bucks: Stop here.

goddamn it murry cant you fucking read

Lets Eat Grandma!

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

Serious question

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Oh

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

wow goku looks weird here what super saiyan level is this

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”