You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

shouldn’t you be over on i09 trying to destroy the moon or something?

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Quinn Nordin sounds like an auto generated name for a Skyrim character.

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I wouldn’t let that stock photo girl leave either. She’s HOT HOT HOT!

She’s The Watcher, obviously.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

Black Flag is one of the best in the series and an outstanding game. As a ps4 owner I feel a bit jealous. So enjoy you Xbox peeps

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Boogie Cousins is a goddamn kaiju.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

This really says it all as to Most VALUABLE Player