Cute, but I’m not a Tesla owner (either vehicles or stock). It’s just hard not to notice when negative articles about a specific brand are published almost daily. I’m not saying Tesla is beyond reproach but it would be nice to see the more balanced coverage we see across almost every other brand.

I wonder how much Jalopnik agonized over publishing something remotely positive about a Tesla vehicle. 

The wiper button on the end of the left stalk moved to the right thumb area on the steering wheel. That move is fine for me. Losing the indicator stalk to 2 buttons for the left thumb is the crazy part.

Deadspin hasn’t been the same since 2019 anyway. 

the endgame is a burning man style celebration in Moab where the carcasses of stuck and discarded cybertrucks eventually reach critical mass and melt down in a spontaneous and massive battery fire

can we make BiFi a thing?

Which one?

You’re from Toronto? Do you know Dave?

Am Torontonian. Citation needed.

In Canada, you merely need to substitute. the Biden sticker with a F*** Trudeau decal. The rest stands as written.

Also, believe it or not, any Hummer that is owned by an actual government military agency.

Trucks with flags.

I feel like the Golf R thing is at least a bit regional, I swear up in the Toronto area, Golf R’s are all driven by guys who know who Dinosaur Jr is, and frankly all look a bit like J Mascis if he were a middle-aged professional.

I think our SeaKings are more likely to crash into a snowmobile than the other way around, sadly

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

What is this, some boomer take?

So the salesman will go talk to his manager, come back 20 minutes later and offer one year free. If the buyer still balks or walks, the salesman will wander off for another 30 minutes and come back with a final offer of 3 years free. The buyer will take it without knowing that the deal is non-transferable, and the…

Check out the Volvo EX30. If I were in the market for a EV CUV, that’s where I would be throwing my money down.

No doubt the accident was the snowmobiler’s fault, but the disastrous private medical industry in this country basically forces people to sue anyone and everyone they can in order to cover expensive treatment.