Stanley Haikubrick over here.

That’s a poem!

We probably won’t be getting single-player DLC, and I personally don’t give the slightest of shits about that.

Because it’s a parasitic sponge that destroyed an entire franchise squarely for microtransaction horseshit.

I’d say James, my man, consider that a blessing.

Wrong place to fucking moan about a completely different game not even on this list, FYI....

Wrong place to fucking moan about a completely different game not even on this list, FYI....

buy used from Nintendo, their refurbished stuff has the same warranty as new but is surprisingly cheap.

I worked with someone whose rule of thumb was that she didn’t eat anything that had a family. Another co-worker asked her about baby carrots and she pretty much crumpled.

If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.

In my day we couldn’t afford vaseline, we had to grease our controllers with animal fat!

Just out of curiosity, why did the room smell like coconut?

I really am getting old. I just don’t get gaming these days.

My favorite part of GTA 4 was the car and soft body physics. There was nothing like driving around and worrying that a bad hit would crumple your fender into your front wheels, making it impossible to steer. GTA 5 cars have unibodies made of Mithril by comparison.

I would call this a savage burn by Emma.

And she has it! Coming soon to Netflix!

Jesus. It took 10 paragraphs to say “I don’t like the Switch Eshop”. No suggestion on how to do it better no thoughtful comparisions to other eshops that do certain aspects better than others. Just a flat out, I don’t like it... please change. On the bright side Patricia will make a hell of an executive one day.…

Yes. Also, thanks for that link to an incredibly loud autoplay video to get to the actual photo. Nice going.

Now, see, I just went with blaming Barsanti.