Low effort fancy is my new mantra.

WTF is this?

Maxi Dresses FOREVER.

This is by far the worst fucking thing I’ve ever read on this website. You may think I’m exaggerating, but seriously, this is so bad. Why in God’s name do you care SO MUCH about what another woman puts on her body? I’m actually finding myself angry after reading this. Not because I love maxi dresses so much that it…

You probably get pedicures while sitting on a throne like a queen, too!

I was a Bay Ridge gal too! Sometimes I almost miss my view of the Verrazano. Almost.

Counterpoint: pregnancy

Yes. The problem isn’t maxi dresses, it’s that there are too many poorly cut ones made of terrible fabric out there.

I love maxi dresses. You can pry them out of my cold dead hands.

I love maxi dresses, and they look fucking awesome on me if I do say so myself (and I do).

Whatevs. I totally rock a maxi dress, but only if it’s actually long (the woman in the photos are showing too much feet). But, I’m also nearly 5’11, so haters gonna hate.

Maxi dresses make me look like a damn queen. Your manifesto can burn in hell.

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

I feel there is a caveat to the Maxi Dress debate. And that is, they DO look good on very tall people. I say this as a very tall person and one who ever time I wear a maxi dress gets compliments on it. It’s one of the few things that tall-ys can get away with (along with certain type of drop crotch pants).

All of those models look absolutely fine. Maxi dresses are comfortable, and they make me look tall. Though I will say, I don’t care for the cotton jersey types. They pill and look like shit after a couple washes.

I thought you were going to follow that up with “And do they have adequate electricity for power tools and tile floors good for hosing down and complimentary bleach? I’maskingforafriend.”

...But, yeah. Migraine room. I’d pay for that.

I once tried that no period for 3 months birth control and legit cried in my car every day for 3 months. I was such a mess I couldn’t even think clearly enough to realize it was the birth control. WOOF.

Ugh, youth. Drop that shit and run into the light.

These need to exist in every neighborhood on the isle of Manhattan. Particularly near train stations, because FUCK YOU R TRAIN.

and cry after? that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard :-(