Morality aside I’m very excited to block Rush. 

I can tell you, it gets easier, but it’s never great.

If it tastes anything like those French/Spanish violet flower shaped candies (not the square ones we get here), it would taste amazing. But I’m also a sucker for floral desserts in general.

I love old people twitter. My MIL tweets at my husband without @ing him so her timeline is just stuff like

why not? There’s nothing wrong with tattoo parlors. isnt safety and cleanliness paramount?

/r/tippytaps for exactly what it sounds like. You’re welcome.

Sometimes i witness my husband literally just move icons around on his phone rather than talk to me.

*raises hand*

Honestly, the “Siri is dumb” comments confuse me. I don’t really use Siri, but 9 out of 10 times my husband makes some request of our Google Home Mini, he’s told “Sorry, I can’t help with that”.

Um, citation needed

She BETTER not be shutting down roach-a-rama. I’m outraged.

So sorry for your loss.

Yes, the “less dead”, and Last Podcast on The Left likes to talk about a lot. Law enforcement doesn’t give as much of a shit when it’s marginalized communities that are affected.

I feel this. I really liked Midnight in Paris too.

Also Jeff Goldblum’s cameo! “I forgot my mantra”

Annie Hall is also my favorite movie. I don’t watch his movies anymore, but no one can take Annie Hall from me.

It is but you just Lean into it.

I unplugged my toaster. ;_;

Yeah well this wasn’t what it was. I know my experiences.

There’s the “oh shit” look, like they just “realized” I was pregnant, I’m far from the only woman standing, and I unfortunately carry weight in my belly and not really on the rest of me.