Well, I do own a vacuum, and I like snuggling my dogs, who live in my house (And actually don’t shed that much — the cat is the worse culprit).

Eyy eeey I have steps to my couch/bed because if my dachshunds jump around they can hurt their backs. The rest doesn’t apply. #notalldogstairsowners

THIS.

You can pry my dogs from my cold, dead arms. Like hell they’re staying outside during evenings, disrupting the neighborhood by barking at the door endlessly— they’re pack animals and need their people. Nor would I lob them off indefinitely onto someone else while this dude works through his shit. It’s way too easy for…

Oh absolutely!! They’re invaluable!

All this, plus sometimes baby is FINALLY sleeping and right on cue your boobs feel painfully like they’re about to explode if you don’t expresss milk immediately. Might as well store it for later than express into the sink.

Fluffy dresses and blouses add mass. I am busty and if I wore either of those it would look ridiculous. Those types of clothes only look good on rail thin people with their “hot skinny arms” (wtf).

I don’t use a rack, just a foil lined rimmed baking sheet. I lay the bacon in a single layer on the tin, put in the oven cold, then turn the oven on to 400 and set a timer for 20min immediately. After 20 min — bacon!

We don’t, maybe thats the issue! Had no idea it required a drying time. Would it not come off on the floors?

Musher’s wax seems to do jack for my dogs. They still start limping not long after I bring them out, even if they last about 40ft further than they would without it. It just seems to come right off. Do you re-apply a lot?

Tell that to both my dogs who start limping and stopping/raising their paws 20ft outside my building when the ground has been salted. It hurts them.

It depends how the check is split. When I served and electronically divvied their bills by seat numbers, tips would usually be fine. If the table got one check and started telling me stuff like “charge her $32, and me $50, and him $23” it could get confusing because people suck at math and would come up with their…

Uh but she totally took the picture. She takes her kids’ pics! It’s a hobby of hers.

My nephew turned 1 in the fall and he has basically never even seen the TV on. My SIL sings, dances, and plays with him literally all day. They don’t even have the TV on for themselves in the background while they play with him — it’s music or silence.

Both these people are awful but I take no joy in art like that being destroyed or damaged.

Every Saturday night my dad would come home with McDonald’s and we’d eat it while listening to the Saturday night oldies show on the radio. Eventually, it became homemade pizza and oldies.

Seconding this. Alamo Drafthouse is the only way I’ll go to a movie now. Also, the reserved seating is key.

That Kardashian card is amazing because they couldn’t even get the whole family together for the photo, they’re so obviously shot in groups/separately then photoshopped together.

Their face wash/creams and serums are great. As is the cloud paint blush. I also get compliments on their red lipstick all the time.

And Nick Carter was also more than likely abused by Lou Pearlman.