When I was a server we dealt with that a lot from teenagers especially. You really wanted to come out and eat a little plain burger?

I heard, predictably, that chicken fingers and grilled cheese sandwiches are what parents want—it’s what they’d ask for if even there was no kids menu from which to order. Bull.

Pnina gowns are so fucking bad. And not just ugly! My friend used to do alterations at kleinfeld and told me Pnina dresses are so shoddily constructed, bad fabrics, with cheap glued-on crystals that fall off everywhere and need to be replaced constantly during alterations.

For flus: a setup on the couch with a bucket beside me, water, saltines, and TV watching. I think campbell’s tomato soup was food of choice, but I don’t remember.

Birthday twin!

May 19 IS my birthday, and I’ll be turning 30 next year!

This.

You know men are capable of doing the family washing too.

My husband and I have 2 checking accounts: one for bills, rent and expenses like the pets, copays, etc etc. Anything we HAVE to pay that month, and one for discretionary spending. The discretionary account has about $300 in it every pay day which we spend down on fun and life (and sometimes household things) until the…

Yeah, I got him a Roblox figure set for his birthday today of a punk band. He loved it! Thanks for the background info on what Roblox even is, it’s super helpful!

Lol, I try so hard to avoid putting my own morals into toys I get for my nephews. They have a ton of crap, but frankly it’s not my problem.

My 6 year old nephew is way into toys. Yeah, he likes playing Minecraft, but also Minecraft toys. And Pokémon toys, and Skylanders (don’t ask me, I don’t know), and these things called Roblox, which from what i can tell are just little figures? He has a TON of stuffies too.

You just solved our Christmas gifting!! Thank you!

Toronto is a pretty small city (if you’re just talking the city and not the GTA) so you could stay anywhere in the downtown core and be extremely close to Chinatown.

My work has a bunch of Business Managers people refer to as BMs and it cracks me up inside every time.

“Socialize” to mean “tell people”.

Bring your own bottle of water if you’re like my and want a water as well as whatever you’re drinking.

Thank you for this. The cranberry sauce I had tonight was like eating a giant orange peel and it made me sad. I was wishing for the canned whole berry version.

Canadian expat here. The American date for Thanksgiving is better than Canada’s because we get nearly a week off work for it. Celsius however, reigns supreme over arbitrary nonsensical Fahrenheit.

I’m pretty sure if I gave a new mom 24 sheet masks she’d laugh at me and find me completely clueless. I don’t have kids and barely feel like devoting time a sheet mask more than 3 times a year. All I hear from moms of babies and toddlers is what a delight it is to take a shower longer than 2 minutes. Even when the…