I wish this blog had been around when I started planning my wedding last year. I now wish I didn't have a wedding party. I think I'm a pretty chill bride but GOD get your shit together, bridesmaids. I have one who opts out of everything before there's even a date put to it. "Can't come to whatever weekend we plan for…

Gaga is doing a LOOK for the night, goddammit, and you peasants better RESPECT.

.... No. I do not believe so.

Robert Pattinson seems like a chill dude, and I wish I was dating him. However, I am happy that he and FKA Twigs are an item, bc she is a treasure.

I love this last one for inexplicable reasons.

they hired me to help nanny nori! it was a generally pleasant time. also, zayn malik showed up in a kilt and asked kanye for his autograph.

“Heyyyyyyy, Mr. Kanye.”

also in my alarmingly frequent kardashian-studded dreams, kanye is really nice.

For her part, Madonna pointed out that she was “working a cape” because “capes cannot keep me down.”

Heyyyy Mr. Kanye

THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING IN THIS STORY

I can see that connection, though. If you plagiarized your vows, you probably weren’t the one who came up with the idea of writing your own in the first place. Your spouse either didn’t know you well enough to know you weren’t into that or ignored your protests, or you felt so uncomfortable speaking up you failed to…

Quite the corner-cutting psychopath.

“...the most physically attracted I’ve ever been to a woman.”

Julianne I love you and everything about you, but “solider” is not a word. I was just as confused as the last time you used it and I thought you meant “soldier.” That said, everything else is on point and I agree with you. I was cheering for Joan when she threatened that lawsuit and I almost cried in frustration when…

Silver lining: at least we seem to be free of Megan.

It’s no coincidence that they treated Joan so shitty and also “forgot” to give Peggy and office. They don’t want any women in positions where they have authority over men.

Peggy Olson is just killing the game.

I loved Roger originally thinking that Shirley was leaving because “we all hate Carol”.