Gross. I'm sorry. Sometimes moms are just the worrrrrrst.

I wouldn’t have talked to her for months, but only after calling her out in the middle of the shower for her comments and the unwanted gift. Yeah, ‘cause I’m nice.

I think it’s fair to say that if it’s on your registry that negates the mention of it from the above list. So like sure if someone asks for a wok or slow cooker, by all means get it for them, but if they don’t ask for it then yeah, don’t do that.

Artwork, ANY artwork, needs to be on that list.

No she wouldn’t have. She sounds like the type of person who could be visiting you in your house constructed entirely of modern art and still buy you a renaissance painting.

Holy shitballs. That picture is epically horrendous.

I registered for both a slow cooker and a wok and use them!!

This. Bridal showers are for gifts off the registry. Weddings are for $$$$$ Although, I got a really nice cat tower (it was on our registry!) from someone as a wedding gift and I really appreciated it because no one else wanted to buy us cat things, even though half our registry was cat-related. We already live…

I’ve posted this to I Thee Dread before, but I still contend that my Christian sex manual was the greatest/worst wedding gift of all time. It even came with worksheets to fill out about each other so I could get to know my husband. I think I was being sold to him?

i ate from the vending machine every single fucking day throughout Junior and High School. my mom never once gave a shit what i was eating or where i was getting food from. and that definitely led to a life long struggle with my weight and food issues. but it has to come from a place of common sense and understanding…

I had to actually switch over to the natural because I discovered that the extra sugar in regular peanut butter was causing me to crash and resulted in daily headaches. But oh my god peanutbutter + apples = the food that will keep me going all day when nothing else will.

Dude. No.

I tried being obsessive about MyFitness pal but then I get lost when I eat something like soup. Am I supposed to count the number of broccoli in there? How the fuck do I know how many calories are in my soup or tart or souffle?

Yeah my MyFitness pal entries are more like fanfiction

Has anyone else obsessively counted calories on an app, only to find themselves actually fudging the data? Oh, maybe it was only 10 almonds, not 15....that just looks better. Counting calories just makes me lie to myself.

Yeah but in America it has antibiotics, hormones, pus and inhumane practices in it. No thanks!! And I was someone who was devout to my half and half in coffee.

My organic almond milk doesn’t have any “gunk” in it, thank you very much. Well...it does when it sits for longer periods, but you can just shake it a bit before use. Goats milk is delicious though, just mega expensive here in Germany, sadly.

I like you.

Thank goodness for that :)

Almond milk RULES especially the plain (red carton) trader joe’s variety.