Almond milk is AMAZING — at least on cereal, which is the only time I ever use milk unless I’m baking. However, you do have to get the original/unsweetened/non-vanilla kind. Because sweetened vanilla milk is not milk, it’s goddamn melted ice cream and also disgusting.

I’m a shorter guy myself and it’s hard not to look at the height of women on okcupid

I’m glad your husband is proud of the tall wife he has :) My husband likes it too! He’s proud to walk next to me down the street, grinning like “look what I got!”

yep. This is my situation too. My husband is 2 inches shorter than me. People want him to wear lifts for our wedding. We told them to fuck off.

But Bruce painted a different picture during the interview, saying that, while Kris is a good person whom he loves, they might have still been together if she’d been really understanding of his transition.

because she lied and said she hadn’t been contacted.

WTF, says everyone in the Midwest.

That poor dear! If she only has one pair of knickers that she has to wash at night, I doubt she can afford the magazines that ad ran in.

“Gender reveal party.”

Like, if people can smell your dirty underwear from where you are, you have bigger problems that soap won’t fix.

Oh yeah, my grandmother used to do that. And wasn’t it more socially acceptable for a woman to be shorter than her husband? she could offend his delicate olfactory senses just by standing near him! (horrors)

HE: But where will we get all this orange juice?

SCALP ODOR? Who goes around smelling people’s scalp miasma??

Are gender reveal parties a thing?

“Germicide” was code for spermicide. Lysol was recommended as a douche because it was thought to be an effective method of birth control.

I’m going to start using “I have to go home and write some letters” as my excuse to get out of everything I don’t want to do.

So, is anyone going to point out to the girl in the header ad that the reason “dainty” Jean gets so many dates is that she’s clearly slamming ass* all over town? How are so many men noticing her pure panties?

you sound like someone who doesn’t use Lysol on their junk. I bet you don’t even HAVE a husband.

SING IT, SISTER

(Body Odor)