Always bring your own ladder and parachute so you never get caught alone in an empty stairwell.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

Oh yeah, I was totally living my best life six years ago.

Socially liberal fiscally conservative?

Rich transpeople still may not wanna pay their taxes.

Between this and your Elvis Costello story I am starting to hate you a little, due to overwhelming jealousy.

I’m fairly positive you didn’t mean it this way, but not all trans people need to be activists. Just like not all women, or POC, or LGBTQA people have to be activists. It’s okay to just exist and live your own life.

Idk what it is but I love how he refers to her as Kimberly. It’s so Dad. It’s so Bruce. I love it. Even though I do not like her.

You need to be designated a national treasure.

Cobain was actually a pretty badass feminist. I wonder if he was watching so closely to make sure you were ok?

I saw them at a smallish venue in Santa Cruz, probably in ‘91. They were opening for Sonic Youth and not famous yet. I had a huge fight with my boyfriend, with tears and drama, and his ex girl friend was there, so you can imagine, and the singer guy was standing in the bar, all by himself, and would just look at me…

My first concert was New Kids in the Block in 1989, when I was 9. I went with a friend, her mom, and my mom. I was completely overwhelmed with happy emotion and couldn’t even dance, but sat through most of the concert on my mom’s lap, hugging her and crying. Because that was the kind of little nerd I was.

I tried to hit on Jonah Hill when I was blackout drunk in the VIP section of a vampire weekend show and his response was, “You should probably drink some water.”

How are you out of the grays? You’re an idiot.

Oh my god. No one is saying it doesn’t exist. What a large number of commenters HAVE tried to say, and you simply refuse to accept, is that THIS IS NOT A THING THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HAVE EVER HEARD OF.

Dipping is for fluids, scooping is for solids.

It’s not “all down the East Coast” though. I’ve lived in Connecticut, South Carolina, Tennessee and Georgia and never heard it before. My wife who grew up in Connecticut has never heard it before either. To be honest it sounds like some nonsense from Pennsylvania or something, they’re the weirdos who call soda pop.

But in that case the thing you’re referring to is being dipped is the bucket, not the water. The bucket is dipped into the water, the water is lifted out by dipping the bucket in. Saying you dip your hand or a scoop into the ice cream case is correct, ‘cause your hand/scoop is the object you’re placing the dipping…

Exactly.