Wait, you’re arguing that some white groups somewhere in the world have faced bad things in the past so black people in the US aren’t oppressed. Good thing black people in America have never had it bad.

I imagine this GW enjoys that. 

“They are walking around with “Cotton Eyed Joe” and “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” stuck in their heads, trying to remember the names of cheeses or where they left their keys, worrying about why they accidentally said “I love you” instead of “thanks” to the delivery guy or whether anyone can actually tell a fake…

One of my favorite novels to re-read on a rainy day (or, since I live in on the Gulf Coast, when I’m holed up during a hurricane) is Elizabeth Hand’s Wylding Hall. It’s an oral history of a folk band recalling how they wrote and recorded an album in the early ‘70s at an ancient country estate in the south of England.…

“I always thought that the salt was there to prevent the pasta from sticking”

three and a half years ago

They made 22 Jump Street, one of the rarest things in film: a good comedy sequel. So they have all my benefit of the doubt.

from the makers of The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain.

Queso is foul.

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

The headline makes it sound like Levine demanded he lose his job. This makes it sounds more like Levine was being slightly diva-ish, but probably didn’t mean to get the guy fired. Put that on Jan Wenner. That guy is a dick.

Not really, I think the point is that you personally own the right to use your own likeness to promote a product or service.  This means that someone else cannot use your likeness to promote a product or service unless you give them that right.  Fiji screwed up if they didn’t get Cuthbert to sign away this right…

Yet another franchise that inexplicably feels the need to tweak its title for a cinema audience. Why can’t they just call Calvin Shaw by his first name and show us Dwayne Johnson in the goddamn tiger suit already?

Contagion was eh, better than Side Effects, but The Informant! is divine...some day that movie and Owning Mahowney (different director maybe similar theme) will be remembered as classics--Mustachioed weirdo classics

Damn, that was a pretty short article that you chose not to read at all.

Now that the timeline has been established, let me huff and puff by listing some scenes left off:

“When I first saw the completed sequence, I wept,” says Tom Hanks

Just try to imagine the gruesome, cathartic Hacksaw Ridge existing without it.

Most condiments taste better chilled anyway

Well, that would probably be the plot: You only think he died young. In reality, he faked his death in order to make it easier for him to fight vampires.