...The Aristocrats!

Who among us.

The witness took a video, and later showed it to police. In between, you know, some beating off. 

Well, y’know, if yer gonna get fired from a gig, you might as well get fired for a reason.

I hadn’t heard about the whole sending a van full of flowers thing. It’s really hard to work vans into showings of romantic devotion as a general rule.

If this is the case, though, I’m sort of surprised they didn’t keep up the rouse until after awards season.

Can the woman sue the state of TX for loss of fertility?

I got bored at work one day and read the Wikipedia summaries for all the seasons.

I love this. I have been gleefully watching the FTX fallout, and I love adding the Tom/Giselle break up to the narrative. My head cannon is now going to also include that Giselle didn’t want to do the FTX sponsorship, but Tom talked her into it and maybe invested more than she wanted to into the venture. If they got…

Once the public records of Brady/Bundchen’s cashing out on FTT become part of the bankruptcy proceedings, that’s where the fun begins. There’s about $600M that moved with suspicious speed in the last few weeks.

This is exactly right. These were the intended consequences. At the moment of fertilization, that egg has more rights than the women carrying it. Even if it endangers her life. Even if it means she becomes sterile.

I actually had a conversation in a Facebook thread about a similar case with two pro-lifers. One woman accused her doctors of intentionally causing this by sending her home, while the other accused the woman of intentionally causing this to happen to herself because she went home. Neither of them gave a damn about…

But it’s not unintended consequences. You knew a story like this could happen, but you went ahead anyway.

They. Don’t. Give. A. FUCK.

Maybe like the line that you are not so much paying them for sex as to leave afterward 

“anxious, distraught, depressed, worried, frantic, and sleepless.” Hey Marilyn, you just quoted what abuse victims suffer from. It’s grotesque enough that you’re an abuser. Using their symptoms as your own to gain sympathy is beyond the fucking pale. 

I mean, would the wife also be comically tall in that scenario? Do you understand that’s what the joke is?

Fuck off.

https://jezebel.com/ivanka-trump-cropped-kimberly-guilfoyle-out-of-wedding-1849779352 - So, Fox News is saying that cropping someone from a picture is an attempt to usurp their position? Hmm.

Go cry into your Dr. Oz body pillow, you fucking loser!