Sending extra love to you today. I can’t imagine the pain you’re feeling. Try to stay off social media if you can. ❤

Call the salon! I am a former stylist/colorist, and we would much rather a client come in for a redo than be unhappy. You are NOT a pain, you are NOT ridiculous, this is common. I was honestly always happy to have people return as opposed to feeling like shit. An hour or so and a few shades of toner and you should go…

Agreed! I’d go with “neither,” but if FORCED to choose I’d rather be with a dude who refused than a manchild who wanted a gold star for doing what many women have to do every fucking month. Because you just KNOW that’s the type of guy who expects a reward for doing such a *good* thing.

Just imagine the sunburns/tans! ‘Cause you know they don’t SPF under that shit.

I know it sounds super hippie, and it certainly doesn’t work for everyone, but tinctures containing Milky Oat Tops have been a game changer for shutting my brain up when I’m starting to spiral. “Deep Stress” by Wishgarden is one of my favorite things in the world. It doesn’t taste like shit (most do) and kicks in…

As a person who lives with 2 cats for whom I provide better food and medical care than myself, I 100% agree with your mom.

I think we had the same teacher! The majority of instructors I had there were pretty good, a few were amazing, but a handful of them (mostly at the SE campus) were... well, an experience to bring up in internet comment sections for years to come.

About 10 years ago I had an especially terrible instructor at PCC. One day she brought in the proof of vaccination form schools require and showed us how to fill it out if we were anti-vax parents. It was ridiculously simple. The most fucked up part? It was a Health Sciences type course, which made others think there…

This always made (makes) me irrationally angry. Glad I’m not alome!

So much this.

It becomes habit. I always carry a bag or purse, and have a little baggie with reusable straws on it. A toothbrush holder works for some, too. They don’t take up much space. Of course, if you don’t carry a bag it’s not so simple. Maybe a super cool belt clip holster thingy a la cellphones in the 90's? And a button…

Ijust posted a comment about this, but kleen kanteen has those!

Several months ago, after my sister switched to only offering paper straws upon request at the bar she manages, I started carrying reusable straws with me. As a result the bar I happy hour at stopped providing plastic ones, and ask customers if they even want one at all. A lot of other local bars and restaurants are…

The (very old and shitty) registers at my place of work are set to “don’t print” as default. We have to push an extra button to make a receipt print out. We ask every customer if they want a copy of the credit/debit slip or an itemized receipt, and 95% of the time they say no. It’s typically the older crowd that says…

Or uphold laws that allow single women who find themselves pregnant to safely avoid becoming single mothers to begin with. But #sluts.

Plus he’s BFFs with Amy Sedaris. Yes please!

5HTP helps some. 

NO!

I successfully went 2 years without smoking. Then November 8, 2016 happened. Blah.

STOP MAKING ME FACE REALITY!