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The crazy thing is that without the “no divorce” rule, the Nazis likely would have won WWII, and the monarchy would have collapsed. There’s no point to this comment, it just freaks me out to think about.

Please Like Me was one of the best shows ever.

He’s like a drunk 20 year old on cheap cocaine. “Ohmygod, I know we just met but I can’t believe how well we click, we are going to be BEST FRIENDS!”

Me too! I want to give her ALL the treats.

I have quit trying to stop the faucet of tears that starts running down my face when I read about the verdict. I am having all of the emotions for all the women this fuckstain violated, and all of us who have been preyed upon by men who thought they had more value than us. We got one. I hope it’s not the last. 

After posting, I realized that comment could come across as very very creepy out of context.

Very very OT, but you are my favorite snack. Unless you’re crunchy.

“How is your dinner?”

This just made me start bawling happy tears. Sofa King precious!

I’m a straight woman, who loves her some peen. I, too, am baffled by the attraction to Leto. He just looks like he’s the worst. Kinda pretty, but not in a way that makes him sexy. Cosplaying Charles Manson is the PERFECT description!

Nor should you.

I love it way too much. The fashion is SO terrible! Liza doesn’t look like she’s in her 20's! HD is such a bad actress! I can’t get enough.

My friend has herpes in her EYES from her grandma kissing her eyelids as a baby. That shit is painful. She has to take medication evey day to prevent outbreaks. I no longer touch babies with anything other than freshly washed hands.

Yeah, the comments section is where I go specifically to waste my time.

More proof The Windsors really is a documentary, not a spoof!

They supposedly didn’t know how to end the thing, and stole the terrible plot from a fan theory message board. I totally believe it.

Right?!? I was scrolling down just waiting for the comment, naively hoping it wouldn’t come.

It was one of those movies that was so hyped that when I saw it I was disappointed.

Right?!? I do a lot of the cooking in my house, but Mr. at least helps (he says he’s my sous chef), and always does the dishes. And he doesn’t expect to be rewarded for it anymore than I do.