They still pop up every 6 months or so. We’re definitely overdue. They always make my morning!

DON’T FORGET I WAS BEIBER LITE!

Me too, and I’m not the least bit pregnant.

Plus they wash their hands with their tongues.

Or, you know, Wikepedia (the library of today)!

At some point he seems to have warped into bald Norm Macdonald.

I heard Green Day’s coffee helps you dookie.

When I think of all the times I’ve had to go to friends’ bands’ shows and act enthusiastic I am jealous and in awe of 2.

WTF? Are those backless Mary Jane's?!?

Also then/than. Ten bucks says this guy makes racist comments about how “foreigners need to learn English!” Oh, sweet sweet irony.

I don’t think he knows what it means. It was used in the comment above his in the thread you shared. Can’t believe he’s single.

Henna works well, too!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SHOW?!?

Um, I’m sorry, but I’m pretty sure a bunch of internet strangers who have never seen or met your father probably know him a little better than you. Obviously.

In a recent episode of iZombie, Liv said something along the lines of “The term ‘making love’ is so gross. It’s like ‘having sex’ got a publicist.” I could not stop laughing.

After seeing her as herself in Hello Ladies, my love her was rekindled. This stuff makes me so sad.

This is what I thought, too, and I was SO confused!

And Portland, Oregon. I drink a lot of it.

First our coffee, now our gin? Fuck you, fungus!

I think they fit into “liberal media,” but this is solely based on what I’ve seen of internet trolls.