YES.

Now I am imagining Princess Monster Truck arguing a case in court and THANK YOU!

I lost respect for the whole band when I saw Sonic Youth’s interview with Nardwar. Fucking cunty dicks.

Last time that happened to me my husband ordered me a pair of these:

I’ve been hesitant to try this because of the lemon oil in it. But it sounds like it hasn’t irritated your skin and/or eyes? This is SO exciting!

Yeah, it’s totally normal, especially during massage. You’re getting touched in a pleasing way while lying in a dark room with low music and often candles. It makes perfect sense. Most professionals just avoid the area and pretend not to notice. It’s definitely nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed over!

And really, shouldn’t the top be Washington and the skirt be Oregon? Because geography.

I hope she was wearing platform flip-flops!

Gross. I had a couple clients try to discreetly touch their boners under the shampoo cape when I did hair. It was NOT discreet. They left with partially finished haircuts. I always wondered what they told the stylist/barber they went to to finish it.

I don’t have OCD, and am not close to anyone who suffers from it. Have pretty much no firsthand experience with it, and I still found it rude, classless and unfunny. I’m sorry you have to deal with that shit. People are terrible.

And she got MARRIED to the father, with whom she’d hooked up with once.

Yeah, I don’t get this. I would understand the uproar (TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL, TOO GREAT TO CHANGE) if it was bloody and headless, but not this. By this reasoning the thousand girls dressing as Marylin Monroe every year are #clueless and #insensitive.

I hate this: “You don’t look sick so you must not be” shit

Fake hair+ lots of elastics to give it the height! Pull your hair into a high ponytail. Wrap with extensions for more length and volume. Fasten with hairband, then put in another just above that, and another, and another until you have the desired sticky-uppyness. Wrap bands with more extension hair.

I love my slow cookers! They come in SO handy at Thanksgiving, when I cook stuffing in one and do mashed potatoes in the other. You should check out

You left out the best part! Check out the shadow in this removal photo:

Not to mention that the Voting Rights Act wasn’t passed until the 60’s. This makes the word usage especially troublesome.

I know, he even (positivelypositively) responded to some of my comments, but never lifted me! *sigh*

It was when I couldn’t even get ungreyed on Kitchenette that I realized I’m a lost cause. 😼 Solidarity!