Plus he looks like a real life Gaston.

I’m 5’11” and guys used to always say, “you’re at least 6’1”, because I’m 6’ and you’re taller than me!” They were wrong.

I’m 5’11”, mostly legs. Most shorts are “slut” length on me.

I immediately changed the name of the carved buffalo head hanging on the wall at home (who had been Mark Buffalo, obvs).

I think so. The wait was 25 minutes, then suddenly became over an hour and a half. They said it was because they’d moved Mark Ruffalo and fam to the front, and basically shut down the ride in the process. I think they got their own elevator and everything.

Mark Ruffalo, recently. He fuked up the tower of terror wait.

Yeah after watching I felt like something was wrong with me. I found it annoying and was bored. All the clips posted are equally uninteresting to me. Maybe I’m broken?

We just like to tell people it rains all the time so they don’t move here. Shhhh!

This made me panic cry. Your mom sounds like a hero, and you seem to have taken after her.

Ooo, I’ll have to make it! And I’ll send you some via the internet. Internet cake is a thing, right?

Green walnuts are falling from the neighbor’s tree onto my property and I am SO excited for the nocino/ Vin de Noix I’m turning them into (whilst wearing gloves, of course).

Are you Joey Tribbiani?!?

Yeah, I don’t understand why this is being held up as a “good” apology. Some of the shit she said in there made my eyes bulge. What i read: “What I was trying to say when I said that black guys love me is that black guys love me. There were black people there so it’s cool, I had a black friend in college.”

I stopped reading a sewing blog when she switched from raw vegan to paleo (?!?) and spent a good amount of posts preaching about it. I was there for the dresses, not lessons on how to have an eating disorder.

Have you ever seen him in his Portland Mavericks uniform?

Mr. DolledUp looks so much like Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China it’s crazy. People do double takes. Better haircut, though. I’m not complaining.

Years and years ago Mr. Doll and I bought his sister a plot of land on the moon. Well, we bought a piece of paper that CLAIMED to be a land deed for a chunk of the moon. I think it was around $10-20? It was a great cheap Christmas gift for someone who is difficult to shop for. I’d guess at least SOME of those 600…

It was dumb and cheesy and I bawled my fucking eyes out while watching the series finale. So, yes.

Yes, they are awful people, but that doesn’t mean they deserved to be molested. They are victims of severe brainwashing, child abuse and sexual assault. Just because they turned out horrible (without having a chance) it doesn’t mean I can’t be sympathetic. Wow.

Ooooo, you’ve inspired me to go to the Mexican market around the corner and buy a couple Oaxacan cheese sticks to bread and fry. My stomach thanks you!