THERE IS BOTHING WRONG WITH A WELL PLACED SEMICOLON; they are a wonderful thing.

I knew a friend was on a low carb diet when we met because of her breath! It’s so strange. Now I sometimes splurge on perfume because I like pretty smells, not to mask anything, and very rarely wear it. I usually just smell like rosewater ‘cause I spray it on my face.

Thanks. I’m honestly one of the lucky ones, in that my problem never got too serious. I don’t have any lasting health issues, and now have an incredibly loving relationship with good food. I also learned to call my father out on his bullshit, and he learned to listen.

Yeah, get a couple drinks in me and I’d give them handies for free!

Okay, now I am remembering and laughing and crying while missing that show. I tried to watch Marry Me, but it just made me miss Happy Endings even more.

Shit, my brain must have blocked that out.

Happy Endings was so great. I appreciated how they had a gay character that wasn’t a “token” gay, he was just a guy who happened to be into guys.

If giving handies paid even half as well as they did on that (amazing) show I would change careers in a heartbeat.

This. I love my father and he’s a really good dad in many ways, but when it comes to appearance— especially weight— he has a “super thin=good, average=fat, fat=bad” attitude. He has gotten better over the years (at least to me because he doesn’t want lectures), but he still always comments on how “good” I look after…

This made me chuckle, because when I was painfully thin I smelled TERRIBLE! But my skinniest was in no way healthy or due to a fast metabolism or whatever, my body was eating itself and creating funky odors as a result. I pretty much smelled like faintly sweet vomit, rotting meat and ketosis breath. In all fairness, I…

I don’t know, Coed Call Girl was pretty great.

As she’s dying she gives her mom the ring she always wore! And her best friend wore matte orange lipstick.

If I hadn’t torrented the series there’s no way I would have made it this far.

But that wouldn’t happen because Claire is much too strong and smart to get raped! So yeah, trashy and problematic is the perfect description.

I’ve been listening to the books on my iPod while tidying the house, working on sewing projects, doing dishes, or whatever for the last few months. I’m currently on The Firey Cross (book 5) and I don’t know if I can continue. It gets worse. It’s so banal, with Claire being the Cool Girl who actually at one point says…

I know you are joking, but YES PLEASE!

I came to say the same thing!

Thank you, thank you, a thousandthousand times THANK YOU! Next time someone I know is sad I know how to make it betterbetter.

Yeah, it’s bad when I find myself rooting for a return of Olivia and Fitz’s fucked up relationship.

Hey, John Oliver agrees with you, and isn’t that what really matters?