Doug Benson DMed me a smily face once and I almost exploded. Another time, Mike Chabala DMed me and I laughed.

When an article begins with the words “A Florida mom,” you know it’s going to be good.

Externally. Internally makes you poop! I rub a few drops into the whole eye area. It’s great for ine lines and can help with insomnia when apllied to the eyelids at bedtime. This causes puffiness for some people though, in which case a drop or two can be brushed onto the lashes with an old clean mascara wand. It’s a…

Try castor oil! My eyebrows have almost grown back (lost them to the 90’s/ early 00’s) and my eyelashes are thicker, longer and darker than they have been my entire adult life.

This whole thing is just awful. The worst part is his cowardice and unwillingness to say a anything on the matter. I love BCO but am not reading it tomorrow, as I don’t want to give him page views. I’m sick over it all!

Those teachers are the FUCKING WORST.

Just got it: Batmo Biel!

I'm so jealous! I stayed in B&B's most of the time (hotels in Dublin and Belfast), and they all had hairdryers, and someet us do laundry. Have so much fun!!!

Apologies if this has already been said, kinja has been especially kinja-y the last couple days. When I traveled around Ireland EVERY place I stayed has hairdryers for guest use. They all warned us against using our own at check in, too. I think they've all either had or heard of bad experiences thanks to tourists.

This is especially awesome since Jane the Virgin loves grilled cheese to the point that it’s a major part of her life.

I didn’t realize that I was feeling a little extra blue today until I read the comments on this article. Now I am laughing and feeling oh so much happier. It’s been awhile since there’s been a hilarious comments section. THANK YOU!

This gif never ceases to make me laugh and laugh and laugh. Neither do my furry assholes*.

Liam Neeson doesn’t drink, either. He quit last year.

I had a therapist on 42nd and Tillamook! There’s a library and a GREAT swimsuit shop within a couple blocks.

Yeah, I started reading Jez in the days of Slut Machine, but it took me six or seven years before I commented. Now I rarely do so. If it makes you feel better there have only been a couple times when people have been dicks. Most posts on the site go relatively unnoticed (though I think all this might have gotten you…

I recently learned that a large chunk of people CAN’T SMELL ASARAGUS PEE. So they make this odor and cannot detect it. They will fill a public bathroom stall with that stench and have NO IDEA.

The bar cart is full of the random stuff; the whiskey doesn't last long enough to collect.

I am the same way! I have a bar full of stuff, though I typically stick to Irish and Scotch whiskys.

Yeah, she looks SO much like Elisa Donovan!

And Bobby Flay (allegedly)!