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I can't say anything that puts it better than Emma Thompson.

I think Zayn leaving might become the best thing that ever happened to 1D. Everyone is talking about them even more than usual. Also, they’re approaching what normally would be their expiration date, but now they’ll get new/younger blood in there. They’ll remain relevant and appealing to teenage girls, as opposed to

"He said he liked to do it backwards

Isn't that most threesomes?

IIRC it was last year, and missionary sex won the year before because BORING DISSAPPOINTMENT.

Aaaand, there's the pee.

He'd been drinking. It's against Oregon Liquor Control Commission rules. I actually could have gotten in trouble and had my serving license penalized because of his drunk ass. He was a truly awful person in more ways than I can count. The place was once featured on the "Dirty Dining" segment of a local news station

No one is required to give a gift. If someone IS able to give one, it should be something the couple wants. It's annoying and time consuming to make a registry, and is done as much for the guests as a couple.

A few months ago I commented that honeyfunds were a "classier" way couples could ask for cash as wedding gifts and was met with SO much opposition. I think a lot of it came down to the fact that people don't trust other peoe to do what they said they will with the money. But even if they don't, WHO FUCKING CARES???

The one time I walked out midshift was when my drunk boss came behind the bar to "help" ( this is illegal per liquor commission rules, and his helping was fucking up tabs and genarally getting in the way). When I told him to go sit down he groped me. He later threatened to have me killed. NO REGRETS.

At least it's Behind Closed Ovens day! #pollyanna

The comments are extra snippy/ aggressive/ defensive/ not fun to read, too! This does NOT bode well for the day ahead.

Glad to help! Feel free to send any other questions my way.

Ooooo, this will be good!

It doesn't have to be fancy or expensive. It can be as simple as a daylight fluorescent bulb on a light cord; this is what I have over my houseplants right now and they are thriving! I think this is a great way to start. They are cheap and adjustable, and you can buy more if needed. Plug them into a basic timer and

Fortunately the smell is mainly a problem around harvest time (in my experience, that is. I mean "my friend's" experience). If you're concerned, throw in a peace lily and other air cleansing plants. Place some in the area outside the closet, too! Golden pothos is nearly impossible to kill, and it's ridiculously easy

SO MUCH FUN! Since you'll have the setup and supplies, plant some basil. It clones really beautifully, too. I have amazing fresh basil year round thanks to growlights and a heat mat , as well as salad greens and other yummy stuff when i'm feeling ambitious.

For his bachelor party, my husband got a few friends together for record shopping and a punk show. It was a fun "guys night out" where no one had to drink or spend much money if they didn't feel up to it.

The cats love me when Mister is at work, but as soon as he gets home I don't exist. They follow him around the house meowing and pigpile on him when we sit in the couch.

What do you think about the rumor they are going to "Menudo" the band?