I guess if I ever find myself going into labor in Alabama I'll head to the nearest PetSmart.

So would it be legal for a veterinarian to assist with a home birth? Since they aren't licensed to deliver human babies it might be okay?

I have never gone from liking to distaining an actor as quickly as I have with Jamie Dornan during this shitshow.

This was on the wall at the Italian restaurant my family loved when I was a child.

Several years ago I was hospitalized for depression. One of the main things the doctors pushed was a daily vitamin B complex. They found that B12 and folic acid can be more effective in treating mood problems than even Prozac! I'm not saying it's a replacement for medical intervention, but at this time of year I try…

Tip: if you don't have gloves handy, coat your hands in cooking oil before handling peppers, then wash immediately after. This has saved me many times! If you forget to do so before, you can coat your hands in the oil after chopping, let it sit for a minute or two, then wash off. Yet another reason fats rock.

I was supposed to be in it, but they changed my call time from 6 to 4am and I was all "FUCK IT." When it was released I felt i'd made the right choice.

I get the impression that if he did talk to his coworkers about race it was a very one-sided conversation. Like him talking AT others about his experiences with race. And then he probably felt really good about himself for it.

I had the same thought, then read on and felt embarassed for thinking it.

Sanctity of Marriage Act = SOMA= sleeping pill= tired argument

I lost my eyebrows to the nineties, and have tried pretty much everything to get them back. Last month I started rubbing castor oil on the at night, and HOLY SHIT THEY ARE HUGE! Give it a shot, just make sure it's a cold-pressed hexane free formula. Works great on eyelashes, too!

I still try to use lighter fluid on everything sticky.

I knew a lot of people who intentionally did this thanks to LeeLoo.

I saw my GP yesterday and she asked if I'd gotten my flu shot yet. I said I've never gotten one, and she said not to bother, as this year it hasn't been working. You're probably good.

They are pretty fucking great for helping to quit smoking.

Today I signed a new pain contract, which I have to do every six months in order to continue receiving medication for my fucked up uterus. For the first time ever I got a pat down to ensure I had nothing in my pockets, etc, and was told that soon they'll probably have to have someone in the room with me while I pee…

These are not big enough for my dogs butthole.

36G here, stomach sleeper. Sometimes I end up with pains as a result, usually in my shoulder from putting my arm under my pillow, but it's so worth it!

And he's leaning away from her.

That's little much even for me