When I got my first IUD it was recommended that I take a pregnancy test every few months, as I wouldn't have periods anymore and my endometriosis coupled with quitting mass amounts of oral and injecred hormones could explain away pregnancy symptoms. The wife of someone at my husband's work apparently went to get her…

Get one of those airbrush makeup sprayers, or have someone teach you to use Dermablend!

His comments about the movie in general make me really not like him. You'd think he sold monogrammed coffee thermoses or something.

Oh, it's definitely a thing, and it varies from person to person. It's just comical that the dudes who brag about it are usually the ones with low end average dicks. Like, sure you're too big, but it's not because you're huge, it's 'cause this is a case where even small is "too big."

These are the same guys who say chicks have told them their dicks are "too big for anal." Sure.

I love my Mirena, but after the first attempt at getting one in I almost gave up on the option. The second attempt a few days later involved cervix softening tablets, Valium, and a horrifying popping noise that still makes me cringe when I think of it all these years later. I was told that the second one would be…

Oh he made my toes curl, alright!

No, I didn't. I didn't say shit to you. I was simply saying ( to someone else, not you) that in some states refusing to serve a pregnant woman is even considered discrimination, which I only mentioned because I think it's bizarre. I said nothing about over serving. It had nothing to do with you. No need to be a dick.

As a bartender of almost two decades I'm well aware of this and don't know what I said that led you to assume I advocate ovetserving. I was simply adding to what someone else said. Calm down.

We've been binge rewatching Twin Peaks in my house the last few days and it always makes me wonder "How did she start out on something like this and then turn out so notoriously awful?!?"

It's even considered discrimination and thus illegal in some places.

NEVERMIND. All the replys hadn't loaded when I posted, already been said. Carry on.

That sounds right. I just remember it featuring Gordon Ramsey's dumb mug.

THIS. There was a cooking show (I think Hell's Kitchen?) with an episode featuring Paula Deen. Shit came out between it being filmed an airing, and the producers did everything they could to edit her out. They barely mentioned her name, didn't name the charity she was fundraising for (maybe at their request) and…

In the last few nights Mister has started this fun new thing where he wraps the whole lower half of the top sheet around his feet and legs in his sleep. He maintains that he is against tucking. Tonight I'm sleeping on the couch.

Ouch. That pretty much kills any defense he was working on.

One year my mom got a camera and photo printer for her birthday. That Christmas she send out cards to everyone in her (giant) family of THE WORST pictures of me and my two siblings. Seriously, I was as if she tried. In mine I was just out of the shower with heat-blotched skin and wet hair. She's been banned from…

I went to Ireland in 2007, and a preist I mey at a pub told me "that President Bush is a blasphemous bastard!" I wanted him to come back to the states with me and have a talk with my Catholic relatives who voted for W because abortion.

Sometimes I randomly think of the story you shared of your pet guinea pig (or was it a hamster?) crawling into your oatmeal. I start violently shake laughing and tears roll down my face, and my mister gives me a look, to which I reply "HAMSTER!" and he says, "yeah yeah, it peed." and I will never not find it funny.

That is one amazingly beautiful child.