Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

I’d settle on “Longer than the next day.” Or, you know, just don’t put it in the damn headline. Would this article be any less served with a headline like, “Holy shit, I can’t believe they finally killed him last night!”??

Boom— I know to keep on scrolling.

If someone posted “Holy Shit They Cut Ned Stark’s Head Off!” as…

Yes, Deadspin, that classic TV site.

Maybe it was cross-posted to a Sports website, Headline when you load the page.

WTF with the spoiler? Thanks for ruining it. I get that most people (me included) don’t care about this show like we used to, but that’s just a dick move.

The kids holding signs that read “Abortion Is Murder!” at certain rallies are the ones I’m worried about. They have parents and grandparents that download their evil bullshit onto their young minds. Not enough of them are growing out of that fog but these kids here do give me more hope.

Wait here is the side by side:

I drank 10 40s and I’m barely feeling anything.

Pfft, I just did back to back 1040's. Gettin’ that shit done early this year.

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

“decorative fat pad” so so funny

She is the most delightful lunatic I’ve ever seen.

Alas, so is his solid voting base.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

And do what, for fuck sake? Is Mueller going to stop investigating if we don’t keep “our eye on the goddamn ball?” Are Flynn’s lawyers going to reverse course if we don’t keep “our eye on the goddamn ball?” I’m so tired of all you “I’m-better-than-you-at-seeing-what-Trump’s-really-doing” assholes lecturing the rest of…

Wow. That was uncomfortable to watch. He didn’t even let her stand with him or else escort her properly off stage. Yikes.

Having watched Failstream’s Twitch stream a few times, one of the things I’ve heard him say is that anyone that’s going to attempt to beat the level, will almost certainly be watching the video of Fail beating it. Or, you know, they will have watched his attempts from February of this year onward, which serves the…

Jesus Christ. That level’s insane! I don’t know how anyone other than the guy who made it could figure out what to do/where to go/how to beat it, but I’m sure there’s a few crazy people out there who enjoy punishing themselves enough to want to study this thing and figure it out. Anyway, cool level, great job guy.

I’ll be glad if we even make it to elections. There are many days now that I fear the entire framework is collapsing.