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I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

I also thorouly enjoyed CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

I am absolutely not a Trump supporter for the record, I just feel like when you throw unfiltered allegations out there and say “you decide!” to the public you open yourself up to people taking matters in their own hands, like that nutjob who should up at the pizza place with a gun.

You imply that this dossier has ANY evidence of authenticity. There is none. Period. It MAY be 100% true. I have no idea, and neither do you or (it would seem) ANYONE reporting on it. You may as well say “There are reports of invisible trolls conducting mind control experiments on world leaders”... as that statement

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

That’s my response to every utterance of his name, along with “Just shut up, you fucking imbecile.”

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Must be a skosh past midnight, otherwise known as the time of day that lonely Loco Jones gets online in a desperate attempt to stifle his ever-growing need for any form of real human interaction & a hug.

He’s great. This is what he should be doing.

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I thought I cried myself out on Election Night, but I’m an absolute mess here.

That was an amazing speech. That man is a world-class orator and just a top-notch person. We are really going to miss him.

When he got teary talking about Michelle and the girls....wooo.

This was rough.

OMG tearing up over how much he loves his wife.

Obama I’m going to miss you so fucking much! Thank you for all you did. ACA helped me pursue my graduate degree with my parents health insurance. I got an IUD for a pittance. I’ll have a piece of you for the next decade (you stay in my uterus iud,you hear?)

One of our local anti-choice groups that are huge dicks will also be there to provide ‘outreach’ to marchers. I am too excited that I may get to see them; I will not be wearing a Clinic Escort Vest, and therefore be able to say everything I’ve ever thought about them. Stupid self-righteous Fucking pricks.