This election is starting to feel like a game of chess you’re confident you’re winning, until you realize all your opponent’s “losing” moves — Lewandowski getting fired, Ailes getting ousted, Clinton’s health conspiracy theory — have been trojan horses.

Reminds me of one of my favorite terrible-plus-terrible hybrids in footwear.

This sort of apologizing after doing something egregiously stupid reminds me of when pro wrestlers do something illegal — sand in the face or something, I don’t know — and get “scolded” by the ref. That super-broad “WHAT’D I DO???” expression of feigned incredulity and virtue is basically Fox’s apology.

“using the chaos as cover for bad behavior.”

Accept the rich sister’s proposal, wait for the inevitable GoFundMe campaign to surface and surpass $10,000, then tell the rich one to JK GFY LOL

I immediately scrolled past to check the cosplay photo for comparison, before realizing that was it.

ONO U DINT

Starring the vote for Charmin Basic. It’s strong as regular Charmin but without the pilling.

Starring the vote for Charmin Basic. It’s strong as regular Charmin but without the pilling.

Ten bucks says the word “empowering” was thrown out in at least one meeting that led to either of these photo shoots.

You’re assuming they’re holding it in, rather than already done pooping and swiping away on Tinder. I’ve entered and completed my business without a peep from a closed stall, until I finally heard the phone being set down.

I actually mimed my way through that and I’m tracking. As long as your soap dispenser is stable, I can see that working. With either the liquid or foaming, I brush the edge of the nozzle with the side of my hand to prevent that stalactite from growing. But again, a stable bottle (or a second hand) is necessary to do…

I’ll go one further — not just hand soap for the sink, but foaming hand soap. If you aren’t careful with the little squidge of goo that comes out of a regular hand soap dispenser you can lose the whole thing down the drain like a loogie as soon as you put your hand under the tap, and then you’re struck trying to…

...thus confirming to conspiracists that what he said was true.

Dumb information visualization really bothers me. This isn’t an aging “pyramid”, it’s a cycle. Pyramid implies a hierarchy, whereas this is going in a circle; it only became a pyramid because they decided to draw the lines straight. But it isn’t even a cycle conceptually, because loss of nutrients can’t engender an…

And where do they bury the survivors?

He is exactly that, a huge troll. The problem is, millions of people aren’t perceptive enough to realize this and are taking his jackassery at face value. They’re going to walk away from this election convinced Hillary scammed America out of its rightful president and that Obama is literally the leader of a terrorist…

She who controls the splice controls the Gawkerverse.

Can’t confirm this, but I’ve heard the interface is deliberately unintuitive to appeal to younger audiences who (again, according to this hearsay) prefer to explore their way through an interface with few affordances. Which makes me hate it even more.

“Have you SEEN the jokes on Twitter? You can’t wear those shoes!” He would just grin at you and put a windbreaker on.

This phrase, as well as “and yet here we are,” need to be terminated with extreme prejudice. Like me this morning, they are very, very lazy and tired.