It's hard to imagine any of the Daily Show's current correspondents taking over the show — as in, literally imagine it — because Jon is the only one on the show who "plays it straight" to everyone else's caricatures. Jason Jones and John Oliver are great, but they both perform in-character, like Colbert. I always…

I couldn't even make it past the first story. These are just going to make me way too angry with no outlet or redemption.

Trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night as well. No need to turn on the light and scorch your eyeballs.

I think it was $42 and change, but one mention was rounded and one wasn't.

Unbelieveably, the presumption is they did it thinking THEY looked like the heroes in this video, and the internet would band behind them for giving that no-good delivery guy what for.

Actually it's even worse than your spelling of it: "pescimisim".

Was I the only one disappointed to find "extreme" was modifying "racing" and not "Barbie Jeep"? I was expecting to see some Barbie Jeeps with way-too powerful engines put in them.

I was surprised to find I'd bought counterfeit Mach 3 razors off eBay once. It never crossed my mind they could be anything but legit until I used one and it felt like I was raking my face with duct tape. Turns out it's a big enough problem that there are buying guides on eBay to avoiding fakes.

Seconded. I'm a little too vested in all my Firefox tweaks to pick up Chrome again.

ihatefeet, meet foot in mouth.

When this was available on streaming I must've watched it at least a dozen times. I don't know what it is, every time I sat down for some takeout dinner it just felt like the right thing to throw on. The premise is beyond preposterous but they got the pacing right.

Agreed. I actually watched it several times, it oddly doesn't get old.

"That boob looks like a pantyhose filled with cotton. That boob looks like a painted balloon. That boob looks fake as hell."

There is nothing "pretty terrifying" or "sort of horrifying" about that, that video is 100% awesome. #teamfalcon

It's not very difficult to find her on Okcupid. Her self-summary is roughly 6 times as long as the above. One surprising revelation? If you "have many friends (or even acquaintances)", or "consider yourself 'outgoing,' 'social' or 'extraverted'", she will NOT be interested in you.

Hess should sell ad space on that land. The novelty of it would probably make for a good selling point.

Blame Jordan. He did this for so long they eventually made a longer cut of shorts for him... and so it began.

I think you've fixated on a particular cross-section of the population that wear bad shorts badly (e.g. giant plaid cargo shorts with sneakers) and applied that image across the entire category. Like any article of men's clothing, it's all in the style. The two examples photographed above look terrible in shorts…

"Obesity's a serious prob in the U.S. Luckily there's plenty of ways to fix it-get up #lazy it was #hard enough #watchin @unfoRETTAble #stand"

What did this guy really hope to gain by walking over to her car with his cameraphone out beyond knowingly antagonizing her and getting good "crazy person" footage for Youtube?