I thought you were saying Burt Reynolds was more chill.

After that Paul Thomas Anderson vowed only to work with small crews, leading to the creation of some of the most intricate and best loved pornos of the last two decades.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

If a coach can’t teach or motivate his players without screaming at them, he has failed as a coach. Izzo’s a fine coach. His player would want to win the game without being screamed at. They would hear whatever he was trying to inform them about in terms of boxing out or rotating on defense. The screaming is just…

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

My husband’s love for Lindsey Buckingham and fucking Holiday Road is a “I love him in spite of.”

You guys should peep Dick Stusso. His Hardly Art debut was fucking fantastic.

Aren’t you the one who keeps posting about people sucking dicks.  I mean this all seems very “pot calling the kettle”

I do not reich this kind of humor.

You can’t be “missing” if nobody misses you.

I did Nazi that coming...

This is the hill you’re dying on, but at least you’re dying, you dumb whore.

Their headlines aren’t much better. What they changed it to in green from the red. It’s bullshit bothsideism even when it’s only the Republicans. It’s journalistic “objectivity” at its worst. Lying through omission:

I can see that header image being taken out of context. 

um read the opinion section, you dumb bitch

Hahaha are you nuts? The NYT ‘s op-ed section is a cesspool.

No Wheeler Walker Jr. on this list?!  If songs like “Save Some Titty Milk For Me”, “I Sucked Another Dick Last Night”, or “Anal & The Dishes” can’t get him some recognition, I don’t know what will!

If you liked The Hudsucker Proxy, you might be interested in this idea I have:

Wait, so this motherfucker thinks other people are ugly?

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