Terry Collins watches as Volquez gets off to great start after learning his father dad.

Sweatshirt? What is this high school football?

-1.5

And Chris Leak is an assistant quarterbacks coach at a high school, so yaaay chomp chomp!!

well, yeah.

then don’t be a felon

Gods and clods

You show a picture of Israel to represent US poor?

niners?

Still a better play than the Colt’s swinging gate fuckery from Sunday night..

how i pictured you writing that, but I agree

That cup looks disposable, which makes this even better..

I’m not a violent person, but I really just want to shake the shit out of one of them until they tell me what am I missing. Is this some huge elaborate Punk’d episode on me?

are those stink lines coming off it?

I would say this level of pandering to the idiot lower middle class is transparent, but they are buying it. They are actually fucking buying it.

You are actually a strong candidate, but nobody knows who the fuck you are. This is what you come up with to solve that? This is the exact opposite of what he needed.