Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

There are some really interesting parallels with the Houston/CP3 trade here. “Cranky and ball-dominant” describes both ex-Clipper guards and neither one is demonstrably better at running an offense than the guys they joined up with.

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

Awsome...

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For the love of God, stick to sports!

Going to the White House was once indeed considered a great honor.

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

You seem fun!

Most teams are too risk-averse to put up with any potential for “controversy” for a player who won’t see the field unless things go very wrong. (And Seattle, where an entire half of the team doesn’t seem to like its starter very much, is maybe the last place that can handle a QB controversy.) 

Look at that shameful slob coming in second. Bet he wishes this photo never existed.

She still won’t go. The post was meant to make a statement, not to actually do anything.

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

he is pitching catching and playing Outfield and he didn’t try as hard as you did with that lame-ass joke

Those are trivial and this is a fucking blog, you hysterical dingus. Settle.

The Warthog is armed with a seven-barrel GAU-8 Avenger cannon

Falcons fans today.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.