careful

Physical therapy? Maybe missed a wake up call here?

prepping for ej manuel to start this weekend

Both fans were thrilled.

Yeah kinda, but the south does generally suck pretty bad

“Oh, I should go sit over there because I have no shot? OK, thanks.”

would make a good “is that a dick” post

With your beady little eyes and flapping heads

Only way he could have topped that bat flip- do it nekid

The victim, a so-far-unidentified white male

comment was on the beer...

yup

These fucking uniforms

When asked why Hells Angels is missing the apostrophe the reply was “you miss it, we don’t.” Burke needs some hard ass reply to you and can be just like them. Would have to sell meth too, but that can get worked in later.

Has anyone made a Penn State joke yet? Put me down for one if not.

This is so wrong. I completely disagree with the McGee part of this comment.

Fairly straightforward- I don’t want a crazy fuck flying the plane I’m on or owning a gun.

Pain penetrates pro player’s package, passes on playing Patriots

lol

does it come with shitty music?